A little levity for difficult times. . . .
1. A new vocabulary derived from “quarantine”
2. Able to complete medical appointments in five minutes
3. Know how to make our own coffee
4. Stopped ironing
5. Wash hands like a surgeon
6. Can pack a full day of work into four hours
7. Thoroughly understand bell curves
8. Can DIY anything
9. Able to see germs–on everything!
10. Can throw a party for less than $10
